site: guard the removed remote claim and agent count against return (FRE-323, FRE-359)

copy.md said the sentences were "removed from the live site" and
rationale.md said "the landing page now says only what the product can back
today". Neither is true: nook.freno.me still serves all of them (HTTP 200,
re-fetched 2026-10-29T14:20Z) because the push is blocked on a write
credential (card 82d1e1b7). Both files now say committed-not-deployed, and
positioning.md's excluded-count row records FRE-359 verdict B and where the
count was removed.

Co-Authored-By: Paperclip <noreply@paperclip.ing>

marketing/drafts/remote-ssh/copy.md

@@ -1,6 +1,9 @@
 # Remote SSH copy — HELD, do not publish
 
-**Status:** removed from the live site on 2026-10-29 in the FRE-323 correction.
+**Status:** removed from the `freno-dev` source on 2026-10-29 in the FRE-323
+correction, and **not yet off the live site** — the deploy is blocked on a write
+credential to `mikefreno/freno-dev` (card `82d1e1b7`). `nook.freno.me` still
+serves every sentence below until that push or a Vercel deploy lands.
 **Owner:** CMO. **Verified by:** CTO, on the FRE-320/FRE-205 work.
 **Restore only when:** FRE-320/FRE-205 ship a genuinely one-click install, the CTO
 verifies that flow, and a recording shows a remote agent joining the island.

marketing/drafts/remote-ssh/rationale.md

@@ -10,10 +10,12 @@ credential. FRE-315 and FRE-322 §3 correction 4 marked the remote claim
 unverified and demo-gated. The CTO named it the largest launch risk because it
 was already in front of buyers.
 
-So the landing page now says only what the product can back today: local agents,
-the card, and the notch. The remote story is not deleted — it is parked here with
-the FRE-320/FRE-205 work so it can return the day the one-click install ships and
-is recorded.
+So the `freno-dev` source now says only what the product can back today: local
+agents, the card, and the notch. That correction is committed locally and is
+**not deployed** — the live page still carries the remote sentences until the
+push in FRE-323 card `82d1e1b7` lands. The remote story is not deleted — it is
+parked here with the FRE-320/FRE-205 work so it can return the day the one-click
+install ships and is recorded.
 
 ## What has to be true before it returns
 

marketing/positioning.md

@@ -4,13 +4,37 @@ Every drafted asset draws its voice, claims, and constraints from this file. If
 artifact invents its own framing, fix the artifact or fix this file — never both
 silently diverging.
 
-Primary source: `~/Code/the-nook/docs/marketing-strategy.md`.
+**Reconciled 2026-10-29** against the CTO's verdicts ([FRE-315], [FRE-322],
+[FRE-354]), the Chief of Staff's price decision (2026-10-29 04:01), the Plan B
+launch route ([FRE-346] → [FRE-203] `plan-b`), and `The-Nook` master (app floor is
+**14.2**, not 14.0 — `freno-dev` `881190d`, site merge `134f41e`). The previous
+version of this file named an upstream `the-nook/docs/marketing-strategy.md` that
+no longer exists; the verdicts below are the source of truth it was pointing at.
+
+[FRE-315]: https://paperclip.freno.me/FRE/issues/FRE-315
+[FRE-322]: https://paperclip.freno.me/FRE/issues/FRE-322
+[FRE-354]: https://paperclip.freno.me/FRE/issues/FRE-354
+[FRE-320]: https://paperclip.freno.me/FRE/issues/FRE-320
+[FRE-346]: https://paperclip.freno.me/FRE/issues/FRE-346
+[FRE-203]: https://paperclip.freno.me/FRE/issues/FRE-203
 
 ## The sentence
 
-> **Your Mac and your agents, under control.** The Nook puts your whole coding-agent
-> fleet in the notch — thirteen agents — so you see what is running,
-> unblock it in one tap, and keep the machine from overheating while it works.
+There is no single approved public sentence yet, and saying otherwise is the one
+mistake this file exists to prevent. What exists is a **launch claim set** — two
+sentences, both from one 15-second take, recorded as the chosen route by the Chief
+of Staff on 2026-10-29 ([FRE-346] `decision` §2–§4):
+
+| Slot | Exact sentence | Status today |
+|---|---|---|
+| Launch line | **"Every agent you're running reports into one notch, and the one waiting on you pins above the rest."** | Verified by code ([FRE-322] §3). Needs the one-Mac take before it is publishable. |
+| Second line, same take | **"Approve an agent's tool call from your Mac's notch, and the agent carries on."** | Needs the demo ([FRE-322] §1). The same take settles it. |
+
+Working line for internal writing, not for publication:
+
+> **Your Mac and your agents, under control.** One notch for the whole fleet: you
+> see what is running, you unblock what is waiting, and the machine stays cool
+> while it works.
 
 ## The wedge
 
@@ -22,15 +46,18 @@ The thing to say over and over, in every channel, in slightly different words:
 It is acute, quantifiable, and true — and it is the demo: a card appears, you tap
 Allow, work resumes. Ten seconds, no explanation needed.
 
-## The bundling reframe
+## The consolidation reframe
 
 Three audiences (agent herders, hardware tinkerers, glanceable-widget users) in one
-$10 app reads like a grab bag. Reframe as consolidation, which is the honest story:
+app reads like a grab bag. Reframe as consolidation, which is the honest story:
 
-> One $10 app instead of a notch toy, a fan utility, a battery limiter, a menu-bar
-> stats strip, and a notification hack. Same one-time purchase, no subscription.
+> One app instead of a notch toy, a fan utility, a battery limiter, a menu-bar stats
+> strip, and a notification hack. One purchase, no subscription.
 
-Price rises to $15 at 1.0 — dated and honest, not a permanent beta.
+**No price, no discount and no future price in copy.** The price is $10, it stays
+$10, and the dated rise to $15 is withdrawn (Chief of Staff, 2026-10-29 04:01). A
+price change is a Chief of Staff + sponsor call; it is never a marketing decision
+and never a launch asset.
 
 ## Hard rules
 
@@ -48,30 +75,49 @@ pages, marketing copy, comparison tables, meta descriptions, emails, FAQs, all o
   community replies written by a human, where quoting what a user said about another
   tool is normal conversation.
 
-### 2. A claim requires a test to exist
+### 2. A claim needs a verdict, not just a test
 
-Copy that says "13 agents" or "no data leaves the device" must have a test backing it.
-If a claim cannot be pointed at code or a test, it does not go in copy.
+Copy that says "every agent", "13 agents", "no data leaves the device" must point at
+both a test **and** a CTO verdict naming the exact sentence. A passing test is not a
+verdict; a verdict is not a recording. If a sentence cannot be traced to a row in the
+tables below, it does not go in copy.
 
 ### 3. Honest privacy scoping
 
-Telemetry and the trial email **do** leave the device. The defensible claim is:
+Telemetry and the licence check **do** leave the device: Sentry runs on **every
+launch, unconditionally** (with the Mac's IP address via `sendDefaultPii`), and the
+trial check sends `IOPlatformUUID` and the device name to `freno.me` ([FRE-322]
+§2.4, corrected by [FRE-354] `(b)`). Never publish, in any wording:
 
-> **No prompt or code content leaves the device.**
+- "no data leaves the device" / "local-only" / "no telemetry" / "no account"
+- "nothing leaves your Mac"
 
-Never "no data leaves the device".
+The one favourable engine sentence — about the **hook and bridge only**, never
+"The Nook" — as corrected by [FRE-354] `(j)`: the hook and bridge **are not a cloud
+service**. Do not write "talk to nothing but your Mac" (too absolute: the
+`NOOK_PORTS` fan-out resolves `host.docker.internal` and the default gateway, and
+`defaultGateway()` opens a no-packet UDP socket to `8.8.8.8:80`), and do not narrow
+it to "over SSH" (a tailnet peer dials directly).
+
+It is verified as a code fact ([FRE-322] §2, [FRE-354] `(j)`), and it is still
+**held** until the disclosures land: Sentry gated behind a preference or removed,
+and `/privacy` + `/faq` corrected against the egress inventory (patch on branch
+`faq/from-objections-2026-10-29`, verified by [FRE-354]). A true sentence next to
+false ones is worse than no sentence.
 
 ### 4. Sell what works today
 
-Phone approvals are deferred until a shipped iOS app exists — no "(coming soon)"
-parentheticals. The launch story is the approval card: an agent blocked on a
-permission prompt, unblocked from the Mac's notch, and work resumes.
+An iPhone + Apple Watch companion **is** in users' hands as a TestFlight beta
+(`ios-v0.3.2`, 2026-10-22; [FRE-354] open question). That makes one thing true and
+one thing forbidden: say "TestFlight beta" when the phone exists in a sentence at
+all, and never claim approvals-from-phone as a shipped capability without its own
+CTO verdict — no "(coming soon)" parentheticals either way.
 
-Remote SSH is **held**, not approved. The one-click install has not shipped and
-has not been recorded (FRE-320, FRE-205), and the current path needs hand-edited
-`~/.ssh/config` and a one-time `ssh-copy-id` (FRE-320). Its copy is parked in
-`marketing/drafts/remote-ssh/` until the CTO verifies the shipping flow and a
-demo exists.
+Remote SSH is **held**, not approved: the one-click install has not
+been verified end to end ([FRE-315] §1) and the shipped path needs hand-edited
+`~/.ssh/config` and a one-time `ssh-copy-id` ([FRE-320]). Its copy stays parked in
+`marketing/drafts/remote-ssh/` until the CTO verifies the shipping flow **and** a
+recording shows a remote agent joining the notch.
 
 ### 5. Humans hold every account
 
@@ -79,28 +125,29 @@ No agent authenticates, posts, upvotes, or DMs. No sock puppets, no self-mention
 without disclosure. `approved/` **is the only thing a human ever publishes from** —
 nothing posts itself.
 
-## Approved claims (each backed by code)
+## Claims: status at 2026-10-29
 
-| Claim | Backing |
-|---|---|
-| Thirteen hooked agents, one glance | `AgentSpec.all` — claude, codex, opencode, pi, omp, muse, hermes, openclaw, zai, gemini, cline, qwen, deepseek |
-| Permission gate answered from a card | awaitPolicyTable + bridge directive path (`hook/normalize.go`, `serialize.go`) |
-| Fan / thermal / charge control | `helper/` (privileged helper, SMC, no kext) |
-| One-time purchase, no subscription | $10 → $15 at 1.0; Stripe checkout |
-| macOS 14+ | 27 source files use the `@Observable` framework |
-| No prompt or code content leaves the device | envelope carries session/event/terminal metadata only (see `docs/agent-interface.md`) |
+Each row names the evidence, not a feeling. Re-read the verdict before using a row.
 
-## Held claims (not publishable)
-
-| Claim | Why it is held | What has to be true first |
+| Claim | Status | Evidence / next step |
 |---|---|---|
-| Remote agents over SSH, one click to install | The one-click path is app-UI-only and needs hand-edited `~/.ssh/config` plus a one-time `ssh-copy-id`; no demo exists (FRE-320). FRE-315 and FRE-322 hold it unverified and demo-gated. | FRE-320/FRE-205 ship a genuinely one-click install, the CTO verifies it, and a recording shows a remote agent joining the island. Copy parked in `marketing/drafts/remote-ssh/`. |
+| Approve an agent's tool call from the notch, and it carries on | **Needs demo** — not publishable | [FRE-322] §1. `AgentLiveTurnTests` has never run on a signed-in host; one observed local run settles it. Say "an agent", never "any agent", never "always". |
+| Every agent you're running reports into one notch; the blocked one pins above the rest | **Verified by code, gated on the take** | [FRE-322] §3. Same one-Mac take as above. No count in the sentence. |
+| The hook and bridge are not a cloud service | **Verified code fact, held on disclosure** | [FRE-322] §2, wording corrected by [FRE-354] `(j)`. Held until Sentry is gated/removed and `/privacy` + `/faq` land. Never widen to "The Nook", never "nothing but your Mac". |
+| Fan, thermal and charge control | **No claim verdict yet — do not lead with it** | Backed by `helper/` (privileged helper, SMC, no kext), but no CTO sentence exists for it. Documentary, not launch. |
+| One-time purchase, no subscription | **Publishable fact, price not a launch asset** | $10, held at $10. No dated rise, no discount framing, no pricing copy. |
+| Agent coverage numbers ("thirteen agents", "8 agents", "all your agents") | **Excluded — verdict B, count removed** | [FRE-359] verdict B (2026-10-29): the page's 13 rows are the registry's first 13 of 18, so no number is publishable and `every` / `all` / `the agents The Nook supports` are banned. Removed from `agents.tsx`, the landing island section and the marquee. [FRE-322] §1 matrix for the sets. |
+| macOS 14.2 or later | **Publishable fact** | The app cannot start below 14.2 (`freno-dev` `881190d`, site `134f41e`). "macOS 14+" is false and was fixed on the site. |
+| Remote agents over SSH, one click to install | **Held** | [FRE-315] §1, [FRE-320], [FRE-323]. Needs a verified one-click install plus a recording. |
+| "Nothing leaves your Mac", "no telemetry", "local-only", "no account" | **False today — banned** | Sentry unconditional, licence check with hardware fingerprint ([FRE-322] §2.4). |
+| Approvals from the iPhone or Apple Watch | **No verdict — not a launch claim** | The companion is a TestFlight beta ([FRE-354]); the approval-from-phone claim has no CTO verdict and stays out of launch copy. |
 
 ## Voice
 
-- Short, concrete, no hype adjectives. Numbers over adjectives ("thirteen agents",
-  "one tap", "$10 once").
-- The notch/island is the product's home; agents are the product's point.
+- Short, concrete, no hype adjectives. Numbers over adjectives — but no coverage
+  counts (see the excluded row above).
+- The notch is the product's home; agents are the product's point.
 - Never apologize for being a utility. The utility is the point.
 - Banned phrasings: competitor names (see rule 1), "AI-powered", "revolutionary",
-  "game-changer", "seamlessly". Unverifiable superlatives generally.
+  "game-changer", "seamlessly", any unverifiable superlative — and the specific
+  banned sentences in rule 3 and the table above.

src/components/nook/FeatureBreakdowns.tsx

@@ -851,7 +851,7 @@ export default function FeatureBreakdowns() {
         title="Your whole fleet, in one pixel strip"
         body="Every session, every agent, one square each. The pill never wraps, never grows — an arriving question flashes the fire and swaps the slot, then hands the notch back."
         bullets={[
-          "13 agents: Claude Code, Codex, Gemini CLI, OpenCode, Pi, Muse, and more",
+          "Claude Code, Codex, Gemini CLI, OpenCode, Pi, Muse, Cursor and more",
           "Custom agents: your own coding agent can wire itself in from the published contract",
           "Slot rankings — you choose which data earns the notch",
           "You don't need a notch — external displays get the same island, floating top-center"

src/components/nook/IslandExtras.tsx

@@ -722,7 +722,7 @@ function LayoutMock() {
 /* ── Marquee ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────── */
 
 const CHIPS_A = [
-  "13 agents",
+  "Agents wired in",
   "Custom agents",
   "Six chiptunes",
   "Focus-aware slots",

src/routes/nook/agents.test.ts

@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 /**
- * Regression test for the /agents roster (NOOK-336).
+ * Regression test for the /agents roster (NOOK-336) and its coverage wording
+ * (FRE-359).
  *
  * The page mirrors the app's registry, `AgentSpec.all` in
  * the-nook/Sources/NookCore/Agents/AgentRegistry.swift. When Muse joined
@@ -8,6 +9,12 @@
  * them. The registry lives in another repo, so the expected roster is
  * restated here; when an agent is added there, add it here and on the page.
  *
+ * FRE-359 verdict B: the page no longer states a count or claims coverage
+ * ("all thirteen", "every coding agent The Nook supports"). The page still
+ * lists 13 of the registry's 18 rows — the table is hand-mirrored and its
+ * regeneration is its own ticket — so the roster check here is a subset
+ * check in registry order, not an equality check.
+ *
  * STATIC SOURCE AUDIT, the same pattern as the downloads regressions.
  */
 import { describe, it, expect } from "bun:test";
@@ -16,7 +23,10 @@ import { join } from "node:path";
 
 const SOURCE = readFileSync(join(import.meta.dir, "agents.tsx"), "utf8");
 
-/** AgentSpec.all display names, in registry order. */
+/** User-facing copy only: comments are not copy and may name the old wording. */
+const COPY = SOURCE.replace(/\/\*[\s\S]*?\*\//g, "").replace(/^\s*\/\/.*$/gm, "");
+
+/** AgentSpec.all display names, in registry order (18 rows). @ The-Nook f4258034, 2026-10-29 */
 const REGISTRY = [
   "Claude Code",
   "Codex",
@@ -30,25 +40,59 @@ const REGISTRY = [
   "Gemini CLI",
   "Cline",
   "Qwen Code",
-  "DeepSeek"
+  "DeepSeek",
+  "Kimi",
+  "GitHub Copilot CLI",
+  "Crush",
+  "Cursor",
+  "Amp"
 ];
 
-const NUMBER_WORDS = ["twelve", "thirteen", "fourteen", "fifteen"];
+const NUMBER_WORDS = ["twelve", "thirteen", "fourteen", "fifteen", "sixteen", "seventeen", "eighteen"];
 
 const entries = [...SOURCE.matchAll(/^\s{4}name: "([^"]+)",$/gm)].map((m) => m[1]);
 
+/** The page's rows are a subset of the registry, in registry order. */
+function subsetInOrder(page: string[], registry: string[]): boolean {
+  let cursor = 0;
+  for (const name of page) {
+    const at = registry.indexOf(name, cursor);
+    if (at === -1) return false;
+    cursor = at + 1;
+  }
+  return true;
+}
+
 describe("Nook /agents roster (NOOK-336)", () => {
-  it("lists every registry agent, in registry order", () => {
-    expect(entries).toEqual(REGISTRY);
+  it("lists only registry agents, in registry order", () => {
+    expect(entries.length).toBeGreaterThan(0);
+    expect(subsetInOrder(entries, REGISTRY)).toBe(true);
   });
 
-  it("states the same count everywhere it names one", () => {
-    const word = NUMBER_WORDS[entries.length - 12];
-    for (const other of NUMBER_WORDS.filter((w) => w !== word)) {
-      expect(SOURCE.toLowerCase()).not.toContain(other);
-    }
-    expect(SOURCE).toContain(`all ${word}`);
-    expect(SOURCE).toContain(`The ${entries.length} agents`);
-    expect(SOURCE).toContain(`watches ${word} coding agents`);
+  it("lists each agent at most once", () => {
+    expect(new Set(entries).size).toBe(entries.length);
+  });
+});
+
+describe("Nook /agents coverage wording (FRE-359)", () => {
+  it("states no agent count anywhere on the page", () => {
+    for (const word of NUMBER_WORDS) {
+      expect(COPY.toLowerCase()).not.toContain(word);
+    }
+    // A bare numeral count ("13 agents", "The 13") is just as precise and just
+    // as unverified; the page must not state one in any form.
+    expect(COPY).not.toMatch(/\b\d{1,2} agents\b/);
+    expect(COPY).not.toMatch(/\ball \d{1,2}\b/);
+  });
+
+  it("makes no completeness claim over the agent set", () => {
+    for (const banned of [
+      "every coding agent",
+      "the agents the nook supports",
+      "agents the nook supports",
+      "supported agents"
+    ]) {
+      expect(COPY.toLowerCase()).not.toContain(banned);
+    }
   });
 });

src/routes/nook/agents.tsx

@@ -1,5 +1,7 @@
 /**
- * `/agents` on the Nook subdomain — supported agents and their event coverage.
+ * `/agents` on the Nook subdomain — the agent roster and each row's event
+ * coverage. It states no agent count and claims no completeness over the
+ * registry (FRE-359 verdict B).
  *
  * The registry below mirrors `AgentSpec.all` in the app
  * (~/Code/the-nook/Sources/NookCore/Agents/AgentSpec.swift) and each agent's
@@ -282,26 +284,25 @@ export default function NookAgentsPage() {
     <>
       <EdgeCacheHeaders maxAge={300} />
       <PageHead
-        title="Supported agents"
-        description="Every coding agent The Nook supports — all thirteen, with each hook's exact event coverage and what you can do from a card: watch sessions live, answer permission prompts, unblock work."
-        ogTitle="The 13 agents The Nook supports, and what each hook sees"
+        title="Agent coverage"
+        description="The coding agents The Nook connects to, with the events each hook reports and what you can do from a card: watch sessions live, answer permission prompts, unblock work."
+        ogTitle="The coding agents The Nook connects to, and what each hook sees"
       />
       <SubdomainHeader />
       <main class="min-h-screen px-[8vw] py-[8vh]">
         <h1 class="text-text mb-3 text-3xl font-bold tracking-tight sm:text-4xl">
-          Supported agents
+          Agent coverage
         </h1>
         <p class="text-subtext0 mb-2 max-w-2xl text-lg">
-          The Nook watches thirteen coding agents in one place — your menu bar and
-          notch show every session that is running, thinking, or blocked, and a
-          card answers permission prompts without leaving your keyboard.
+          The Nook watches coding agents in one place — your menu bar and notch
+          show sessions that are running, thinking, or blocked, and a card can
+          answer a permission prompt without leaving your keyboard.
         </p>
         <p class="text-subtext1 mb-10 max-w-2xl text-sm">
           Each agent reports its own set of events. "Allow / Deny from a card"
           means the agent hands the decision to The Nook while it waits;
           "Observe" means every event still appears live, but the agent keeps
-          its own prompting. Agents can run on this Mac or on remote machines
-          over SSH — remote sessions report into the same grid.
+          its own prompting.
         </p>
 
         <div class="grid gap-4 lg:grid-cols-2">

src/routes/nook/remote-claims.test.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,114 @@
+/**
+ * Regression test for the removed remote / SSH claims and the removed agent
+ * count (FRE-323, FRE-359 verdict B).
+ *
+ * FRE-323 took the remote story off the site because it was unverified and
+ * demo-gated (FRE-315, FRE-320, FRE-322 §3 correction 4): the "one click
+ * installs the nook-hook" flow is app-UI-only, needs a hand-edited
+ * `~/.ssh/config` for any host not already in ssh config or on the tailnet,
+ * needs a one-time `ssh-copy-id` because the app runs ssh with
+ * `BatchMode=yes`, and has no manual fallback for minting the per-host
+ * credential. FRE-359 verdict B removed the coverage count for the same
+ * reason: the /agents table lists 13 of the registry's 18 rows.
+ *
+ * The copy was not thrown away — it is parked in
+ * `marketing/drafts/remote-ssh/` with the restore gate, and this test asserts
+ * it is still there so nobody deletes the parked story as stale. It goes back
+ * on the site only when the one-click install ships and is recorded.
+ *
+ * STATIC SOURCE AUDIT, the same pattern as `agents.test.ts` and
+ * `downloads.test.ts` (SolidJS does not render under `bun:test`).
+ *
+ * Deliberate exceptions, not audited here — both were weighed with the Chief
+ * of Staff at the go/no-go and left in place on purpose:
+ *  - `src/routes/nook/agents.tsx` Muse row: "This Mac only — remote hosts skip
+ *    it" is a limitation disclosure, not a capability claim.
+ *  - `src/components/nook/IslandExtras.tsx` "Tailscale hosts" chip: adjacent to
+ *    the removed remote story, but tailnet host lookup does exist. Raised on
+ *    FRE-323 rather than widened into this correction.
+ */
+import { describe, it, expect } from "bun:test";
+import { readFileSync } from "node:fs";
+import { join } from "node:path";
+
+const ROOT = join(import.meta.dir, "../../..");
+
+/** Shipped page and component source. Tests and drafts may quote the old copy. */
+const AUDITED = [
+  "src/routes/nook/index.tsx",
+  "src/routes/nook/agents.tsx",
+  "src/routes/nook/faq.tsx",
+  "src/components/nook/FeatureCollage.tsx",
+  "src/components/nook/FeatureBreakdowns.tsx",
+  "src/components/nook/IslandExtras.tsx"
+];
+
+/** Every sentence FRE-323 ordered off the site. */
+const BANNED_REMOTE_CLAIMS = [
+  "Agents on other machines",
+  "one click installs the nook-hook",
+  "Any SSH box",
+  "Works across every hooked agent, local or remote",
+  "Remote sessions are ordinary rows",
+  "One-click SSH setup",
+  "remote machines over SSH",
+  "this Mac or remote machines"
+];
+
+/** FRE-359 verdict B: no count, no coverage claim, in any form. */
+const BANNED_COVERAGE = [
+  "all thirteen",
+  "thirteen coding agents",
+  "13 agents",
+  "every coding agent",
+  "Supported agents"
+];
+
+/** User-facing copy only: comments are not copy and may name the old wording. */
+function copyOf(file: string): string {
+  return readFileSync(join(ROOT, file), "utf8")
+    .replace(/\/\*[\s\S]*?\*\//g, "")
+    .replace(/^\s*\/\/.*$/gm, "");
+}
+
+describe("remote claims stay off the site (FRE-323)", () => {
+  for (const file of AUDITED) {
+    it(`${file} does not restore a removed remote sentence`, () => {
+      const copy = copyOf(file);
+      for (const phrase of BANNED_REMOTE_CLAIMS) {
+        expect(copy.toLowerCase()).not.toContain(phrase.toLowerCase());
+      }
+    });
+  }
+
+  it("/agents no longer offers remote sessions", () => {
+    const copy = copyOf("src/routes/nook/agents.tsx");
+    expect(copy).not.toContain("remote sessions report into the same grid");
+    expect(copy).not.toContain("on this Mac or on remote");
+  });
+
+  it("the parked copy still exists, so restoring the story is a revert and not a rewrite", () => {
+    const parked = readFileSync(join(ROOT, "marketing/drafts/remote-ssh/copy.md"), "utf8");
+    for (const phrase of ["Agents on other machines", "Any SSH box, one click away"]) {
+      expect(parked).toContain(phrase);
+    }
+    expect(readFileSync(join(ROOT, "marketing/drafts/remote-ssh/rationale.md"), "utf8")).toContain(
+      "FRE-320"
+    );
+  });
+});
+
+describe("agent coverage count stays off the page (FRE-359 verdict B)", () => {
+  for (const file of AUDITED) {
+    it(`${file} states no coverage count`, () => {
+      const copy = copyOf(file);
+      for (const phrase of BANNED_COVERAGE) {
+        expect(copy.toLowerCase()).not.toContain(phrase.toLowerCase());
+      }
+    });
+  }
+
+  it("/agents titles the table Agent coverage", () => {
+    expect(copyOf("src/routes/nook/agents.tsx")).toContain("Agent coverage");
+  });
+});